Latest tweets by Shane Schleger

@JeffGrossPoker @TwitchPoker @PokerStars You get reliable internet in Tulum?

@Max_Fisher I’ve read the way fo beat jet lag is to adjust your meal schedule in advance to sync with your destination time zone.

@MikeMcDonald89 @hoodskier @abarber1 @DanOBrienPoker This is more anecdotal evidence that maybe Durrr is not the be… https://t.co/PgiEjCuKXb

@MikeMcDonald89 @hoodskier @abarber1 @DanOBrienPoker What dispute needed to be adjudicated? We’re talking about the… https://t.co/Iu5klzPmk6

@hoodskier @abarber1 @DanOBrienPoker ...and if it’s meaningful, then the opponent can exploit that for a gain In eq… https://t.co/NiUagR3ttu

@DanOBrienPoker Why is a higher place finish not a valid thing to negotiate for?

RT @MatteoGenota: Me on the outside vs me on the inside https://t.co/WqIO6Fh0ZB

@SpotifyCares I thought I was losing my mind, but it seems that the shuffle function does not work correctly (it ge… https://t.co/gRKEZVWLVa

@KidWithDream Yeah there’s even an entIre Robin Williams movie based on this fact.

RIP John Barlow. This segment from @ThisAmerLife (Act 3) was heartbreakingly eloquent. https://t.co/bhrgSgDApB

@karol @FoxNewsOpinion Cmon she barely speaks English!

@TonyFleecs Thank you. 360 degrees of perfected style, chopping off your dome...peace

RT @ShaneSchleger: @DanMoosah @WuTangClan @montelljordan lol serious Wu Tang brand integration this season. Well done @RZA https://t.co/fdi…

@DanMoosah @WuTangClan @montelljordan lol serious Wu Tang brand integration this season. Well done @RZA https://t.co/fdigD85e3W

@DanMoosah @WuTangClan @montelljordan Actually might not be anachronistic. Plausible the cartel would listen to 4th Chamber!

I see nothing wrong with playing golf while there is a forest fire burning in the background. Shit, I played tennis in NYC on 9/11...

@DanMoosah @WuTangClan @montelljordan No, but I like the choice to use an anachronistic soundtrack

@YoungLeather No, where you at? Trying to be #11?

NYC 2017 trip stats: 4 days, 24 Citibike miles, met w/ 10 friends, 2 newborns, both parents, smoked ~ 10 grams in public + a Difara's trip.

RT @barnyboatman: @ShaneSchleger That's the very definition of paranoia.

@barnyboatman Sounds completely correct yes lol.

Actually this strain is more known to induce massive nostalgia for the 80s. https://t.co/qqqS36hn17

What in the worrrrld??? Netflix is now selling its own line of weed https://t.co/Mhn5mzdoxE via @nypost

Me too, I thought accepting cash was the law of the land. Had option to go to Whole Foods + buy an Amazon gift card… https://t.co/OS4jdUmgHO

FFS just tried to buy something at the Amazon bookstore but they are "not equipped to take cash."

@karol learning to channel my mania elsewhere, I guess.

@CassandraRules You can be both...

@sheetspwns Thanks E I will, he'll be alright

@DannyDagostino Thanks man, Would be nice but unlikely this time.

@Cure_MTM Thanks, appreciate it, he'll be alright...

Came to NYC unexpectedly bc my dad is in the hospital for cardiac issues, and it seemed like the perfect time to stay @ his apartment!

@RobynneW @TheHalifaxWay Oh yeah it was a major sweat at the Toronto layover! Suffice it to say I had [another] gre… https://t.co/2i7kJ9sSB7

@NetflixLifee Get a Life.

RT @TheOnion: How To Stop Smoking https://t.co/h7HpZmO1fM

Ridiculous https://t.co/QRv8CDbd15

@oldmeanroy Our adventure to the north side was truly an odyssey but all I have is the mental snapshots I'll share with you next time.

@oldmeanroy Maybe later today at Taphouse?! Seems like a day for mid afternoon beers.

LOL this is awesome with or without context--thanks, hope to meet you on the trail again soon Old Mean Roy!!!… https://t.co/0vJVMaUSB1

@oldmeanroy Hey dude, thanks for the song at the top of the trail (I said I'd get in touch, only a day or two late).

@karol This is weird too https://t.co/rc5uU9YRJT

RT @bot_marley: @ShaneSchleger Have pity on those whose chances grove thinner There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation

Thank god for @bot_marley !!!

@karol @adamheimlich ...and you Karol separately said "and why do you think there aren't stores like that anymore?"… https://t.co/sr5rVkCsqg

@karol @adamheimlich We've had pizza together and on a previous occasion Adam lamented there aren't stores in NYC w… https://t.co/luKp1AesfR

@adamheimlich @karol Does this joke make sense? Do you guys know that you know each other? I have a folllwup anecdote to the latter inquiry.

@karol how is this remarkable?

When people describe their occupations and then say "and I also teach yoga," I assume they only teach yoga.

@dreaaathomas homeless ppl do. https://t.co/EGulIiWTqe

RT @bot_marley: You see men sailing on their ego trips Blast off on their spaceships Million miles from reality No care for you, no care fo…