Latest tweets by Shane Schleger

@MyFriendsChips https://t.co/kQcKlyt8qh

@Hughes2Society @HowardStern How do you find out who are the upcoming Stern Show guests? As I write this, it occurs… https://t.co/95mMfjTIMe

RT @p_funk_bot: Our father Which art on Wall Street Honored be thy buck Thy kingdom came

RT @p_funk_bot: This be thy year From sea to shining sea

RT @p_funk_bot: From every head and ass, may dollars flow Give us this pay Our daily bread

@DylanLinde @WuTangClan "Let it be applied and then drop that scieeeeence."

@DylanLinde @WuTangClan I feel like I should know these semiotics but all I can guess Is "wu tang dropping bombs in… https://t.co/3lK7HryZ1Y

Let's call it Ol' Dirty Bastard Day because there is no father to his style. @WuTangClan

@Lizzy_Harrison Ha good memory. I'm actually not sure, but I know he remember the production fondly

Most thankful to my dad for not giving a shit about Father's Day.

@DougLeePoker @msalsberg @TuckonSports @Liwest711 I'm being salty, for sure. Matt had a good joke tweet once that I… https://t.co/UH60dwPCbq

@msalsberg @TuckonSports Doppelganger humor is the lowest form of humor, Salty. Plus @Liwest711 says I look like Br… https://t.co/l9pyEH7Avr

@msalsberg @TuckonSports This just in: People sometimes look like other ppl. Also that's the love child of Adam Schoenfeld and...i dunno.

@sbrounder In 2027 or this year? Answer to both is: yes!

The 2027 seniors' event will be very juicy bc all the experts will be too young to play and all the old timers will… https://t.co/c7lBKnIBgN

@realDonaldTrump

@stevesilberman enjoying your contribution to the GD doc! #AllTheYearsCombine #AndMeltIntoADream

For gods' sake someone give @PhilGalfond a phone number for @AllAmericanDave https://t.co/CR6zvdCzN6

RT @ro_bot_dylan: Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise

I'm prob 9cm but never measured/unclear on metric units. Luckily a lady told me @ 18 that a finger or tongue make d… https://t.co/Mml52vKzQc

@Philivorypoker thank goodness I unblocked you so we can have super sweet convos like this.

@Philivorypoker Ass fucking is over-rated in every way EXCEPT for the contraceptive angle...

@nygrlnla my understanding is they are not searching for that (and that most women can't even handle that), all evi… https://t.co/XExdFbTjNf

Hard to relate to women feeling body-shamed by portrayals of beauty, because I was unaffected by the average porn star having a 13" dick.

In other words I am ashamed of not having a 13" dick.

The award for "Who Loves it More" definitely goes to @JenniferTilly. Get em Jen! https://t.co/Pot0wMWR0u

@tonkaaaap https://t.co/rmdOWe420b

RT @WheelerWalkerJr: 3 ways to make #ComeyHearing more exciting: 1) Turn TV off 2) Click on @Pornhub 3) Wack off

RT @p_funk_bot: Listen to "What You Been Growing---The Parliaments" by The Parliaments: https://t.co/9pnCBJRmqE

RT @p_funk_bot: And all that is good is nasty! Fly on, baby

@slaymerica Nice run Slaydog, I was blissfully away from internet last week or I'd have offered you a #slayhug

Went 15 minutes out of my way to give a hitchhiker a ride yesterday. He was a sulking misanthrope who made no small talk -- ONE STAR RATING.

She's best known as Janet Colgate, end of story. https://t.co/iUg7QlWVZw

RT @vicdibitetto: The hot weather is FINALLY here! And you know what THAT means!! https://t.co/yRbwPzhuQQ https://t.co/BcqoJf1Msq

Evergreen tweet. https://t.co/exhAsPpUEy

@thegroupie @daraokearney Whom does this refer to?

@msalsberg @gses75 It's all futile. We're all gonna die, believe whatever you want in the meantime.

@mikebadnewsbear @dan_dicenzo I'm not disputing pathological extremes that make religion/dogma untenable, but it's… https://t.co/L6reTuIN2Y

@dan_dicenzo Does anyone really feel pushed upon? even people I know who were raised religious have largely re-eval… https://t.co/JGaxyJNTMO

@dan_dicenzo Like what's the big fucking deal if ppl believe in god? Seems to irritate atheists irrationally.

Atheists are the most god-fearing people around, no?

@HipHop101Trivia @thinkingpoker Far as I can tell the function of Facebook is to rekindle irrelevant friendships and then ruin them

@HipHop101Trivia Think they still do that and it's useful (how else would I get drawn to nitcast goings on). Facebo… https://t.co/BPzKgLe42D

@blaissezfaire Aka the matrix

FB now even more aggro w/notifications. I swear if not for that one GF from 20 years ago who validates my existence I'd delete that website.

FB is now more aggro notifications. I swear if not for that one GF from 20 years ago who validates my existence I'd delete that website.

Hello lady with lines of text neatly tattooed on body, curious what it says. So what am I supposed to do here, all options seem iffy?

@DougPolkPoker Ll

RT @p_funk_bot: @ShaneSchleger Monkey wasn't funkin' Chicken wasn't pickin'