Latest tweets by Shane Schleger

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  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Yesterday 01:21

    @MyFriendsChips https://t.co/kQcKlyt8qh

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Yesterday 00:58

    @Hughes2Society @HowardStern How do you find out who are the upcoming Stern Show guests? As I write this, it occurs… https://t.co/95mMfjTIMe

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Monday 08:38

    RT @p_funk_bot: Our father Which art on Wall Street Honored be thy buck Thy kingdom came

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Monday 08:38

    RT @p_funk_bot: This be thy year From sea to shining sea

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Monday 08:35

    RT @p_funk_bot: From every head and ass, may dollars flow Give us this pay Our daily bread

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger 5h 16m ago

    @DylanLinde @WuTangClan "Let it be applied and then drop that scieeeeence."

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger 6h 31m ago

    @DylanLinde @WuTangClan I feel like I should know these semiotics but all I can guess Is "wu tang dropping bombs in… https://t.co/3lK7HryZ1Y

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger 6h 45m ago

    Let's call it Ol' Dirty Bastard Day because there is no father to his style. @WuTangClan

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger 9h 19m ago

    @Lizzy_Harrison Ha good memory. I'm actually not sure, but I know he remember the production fondly

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger 9h 39m ago

    Most thankful to my dad for not giving a shit about Father's Day.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 18 05:26

    @DougLeePoker @msalsberg @TuckonSports @Liwest711 I'm being salty, for sure. Matt had a good joke tweet once that I… https://t.co/UH60dwPCbq

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 18 05:04

    @msalsberg @TuckonSports Doppelganger humor is the lowest form of humor, Salty. Plus @Liwest711 says I look like Br… https://t.co/l9pyEH7Avr

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 18 05:03

    @msalsberg @TuckonSports This just in: People sometimes look like other ppl. Also that's the love child of Adam Schoenfeld and...i dunno.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 17 08:41

    @sbrounder In 2027 or this year? Answer to both is: yes!

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 17 00:37

    The 2027 seniors' event will be very juicy bc all the experts will be too young to play and all the old timers will… https://t.co/c7lBKnIBgN

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 12 21:36

    @realDonaldTrump

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 12 20:44

    @stevesilberman enjoying your contribution to the GD doc! #AllTheYearsCombine #AndMeltIntoADream

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 12 06:38

    For gods' sake someone give @PhilGalfond a phone number for @AllAmericanDave https://t.co/CR6zvdCzN6

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 21:13

    RT @ro_bot_dylan: Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 05:08

    I'm prob 9cm but never measured/unclear on metric units. Luckily a lady told me @ 18 that a finger or tongue make d… https://t.co/Mml52vKzQc

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 04:07

    @Philivorypoker thank goodness I unblocked you so we can have super sweet convos like this.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 04:01

    @Philivorypoker Ass fucking is over-rated in every way EXCEPT for the contraceptive angle...

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 03:09

    @nygrlnla my understanding is they are not searching for that (and that most women can't even handle that), all evi… https://t.co/XExdFbTjNf

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 02:45

    Hard to relate to women feeling body-shamed by portrayals of beauty, because I was unaffected by the average porn star having a 13" dick.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 02:45

    In other words I am ashamed of not having a 13" dick.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 01:37

    The award for "Who Loves it More" definitely goes to @JenniferTilly. Get em Jen! https://t.co/Pot0wMWR0u

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 11 00:59

    @tonkaaaap https://t.co/rmdOWe420b

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 17:47

    RT @WheelerWalkerJr: 3 ways to make #ComeyHearing more exciting: 1) Turn TV off 2) Click on @Pornhub 3) Wack off

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 17:26

    RT @p_funk_bot: Listen to "What You Been Growing---The Parliaments" by The Parliaments: https://t.co/9pnCBJRmqE

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 17:15

    RT @p_funk_bot: And all that is good is nasty! Fly on, baby

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 16:54

    @slaymerica Nice run Slaydog, I was blissfully away from internet last week or I'd have offered you a #slayhug

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 16:29

    Went 15 minutes out of my way to give a hitchhiker a ride yesterday. He was a sulking misanthrope who made no small talk -- ONE STAR RATING.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 15:03

    She's best known as Janet Colgate, end of story. https://t.co/iUg7QlWVZw

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 14:48

    RT @vicdibitetto: The hot weather is FINALLY here! And you know what THAT means!! https://t.co/yRbwPzhuQQ https://t.co/BcqoJf1Msq

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 06:03

    Evergreen tweet. https://t.co/exhAsPpUEy

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 05:56

    @thegroupie @daraokearney Whom does this refer to?

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 02:26

    @msalsberg @gses75 It's all futile. We're all gonna die, believe whatever you want in the meantime.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 00:34

    @mikebadnewsbear @dan_dicenzo I'm not disputing pathological extremes that make religion/dogma untenable, but it's… https://t.co/L6reTuIN2Y

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 00:20

    @dan_dicenzo Does anyone really feel pushed upon? even people I know who were raised religious have largely re-eval… https://t.co/JGaxyJNTMO

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 00:07

    @dan_dicenzo Like what's the big fucking deal if ppl believe in god? Seems to irritate atheists irrationally.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 00:05

    Atheists are the most god-fearing people around, no?

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 10 00:04

    @HipHop101Trivia @thinkingpoker Far as I can tell the function of Facebook is to rekindle irrelevant friendships and then ruin them

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 23:58

    @HipHop101Trivia Think they still do that and it's useful (how else would I get drawn to nitcast goings on). Facebo… https://t.co/BPzKgLe42D

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 23:56

    @blaissezfaire Aka the matrix

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 23:48

    FB now even more aggro w/notifications. I swear if not for that one GF from 20 years ago who validates my existence I'd delete that website.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 23:47

    FB is now more aggro notifications. I swear if not for that one GF from 20 years ago who validates my existence I'd delete that website.

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 22:13

    Hello lady with lines of text neatly tattooed on body, curious what it says. So what am I supposed to do here, all options seem iffy?

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 19:42

    @DougPolkPoker Ll

  • Shane Schleger
    Shane Schleger Jun 09 07:42

    RT @p_funk_bot: @ShaneSchleger Monkey wasn't funkin' Chicken wasn't pickin'