Latest tweets by Tom "Durrrr" Dwan (Page 4)

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Mar 11

    Hey @RealKidPoker did I hear u say rematch?

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Mar 01

    Hey @Erik_Seidel that's because nate's too bigtime to hangout with the dumb ones...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Mar 01

    RT @Erik_Seidel: From Nate Silver, panel on randomness (paraphrasing) "Poker players are the best I've seen at evaluating situations cor ...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Feb 25

    RT @weinmantra: @TomDwan .. http://t.co/du3uxHG4lP

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Feb 24

    To clarify: we agreed within 5years we'd steal a cop car and drive it around the block (couldn't be someone we knew) and we skipped it :(.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Feb 24

    Random bets, and realized there's only 1 I remember that I never did. Drunk agreement with buddy to steal a cop car w/in 5yrs n whimped out

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Feb 24

    Made some dumb bets... One friend is getting his ears "wiggled" for 10sec (I won), one friend I gotta tackle (I lost). Then was discussing

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Jan 22

    My first fantasyland ever vs @realgushansen. Looks like I might get scooped lol http://t.co/UBGB8eKk

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Jan 16

    And us custom's makes me miss my flight. They're about 0/80 on searching me and finding $$ but keep trying b/c of a messed up note in system

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Jan 15

    Heard a ton of stories of ppl eating atlantis roomservice then thinking they have food poisoning... #wtf

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2013 Jan 15

    Me included btw, ty atlantis

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Dec 10

    Jus realized the world's ending in 12days... Any recommendations on stuff I gotta do? Also why'd the crazies stop worrying abt this?

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Dec 07

    What's roshambo mean (and/or howd the name come up)? Feels like I should know that.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Dec 06

    Hey @RealIsildur1 thought it ws 100-200 200k? Hoping it goes better than the last time we played...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 20

    RT @OhHeyItsMeMikey: I'm hosting trivia night at Chasin' Tails in Arlington tonight @ 7:30. If I catch you cheating, I have a super soak ...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 17

    RT @ThePokerGods_: @PeterJetten make more buttons, we obviously liked those up here

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 16

    Off to london in a few hours. #onlinepoker!

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 12

    Having my 1st legal beer with my cousin (his 21st got messed up by something named sandy) http://t.co/SsFIioQN

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 07

    To my mom: ur welcome, now when people look at my twitter picture, crackhead will hopefully not be the 1st thing that comes to mind.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 07

    I may look like a pothead since I'm too lazy to change my profile pic, but I'm not. However the war on drugs is a joke. Good step colorado

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 07

    Amendment 64 Passes: Colorado Legalizes Marijuana For Recreational Use - The Huffington Post http://t.co/ZFMix3Lv

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 07

    Seems like doj should've made an announcement or something today- since non-americans can now get paid. Did they and I missed it?

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 06

    "@REALGeoNio: @TomDwan Why are you not playing on @FullTilt yet?!?!? Please go now..." I'm in the us for the next week. Will play soon

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 06

    ftp relaunches in 2hours. Hopefully I'll be asleep by then and wakeup to obama leading and a smooth ftp launch. Anyone wanna bet romney?

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 06

    RT @TheEconomist: Trending: Legalising marijuana in America could deal a huge blow to Mexico's drug traffickers http://t.co/rhjvEt0H

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 05

    RT @RealGusHansen: 48 hours till launch @fulltiltpoker. Looking forward to some highstakes action against @TomDwan and @RealIsildur1 :-)

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 04

    At the first event of @mmaworldseries. Seems pretty sweet so far

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Nov 02

    RT @AK47LV: Pajama Rich. We all strive for it, very few acheive it. Until that day comes unfortunatley we have to get dressed. @LVdvoge ...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 26

    Pretty sick to go from prime minister to in jail in just a few years. Italy's berlusconi just pulled it off though unless he wins an appeal

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 26

    Otw to nyc... Unfortunately I just learned a hurricane is too

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 23

    Didn't mean there are many (any?) unbiased tv news sources in the us- just that the others at least fake objectivity. Haven't watched msnbc

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 23

    The difference between obama/romney regardless of who u prefer is way less than between fox/other news. Hadn't listened to fox in a year-ish

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 23

    I remember watching foxnews in highschool when they were at least fake unbiased. This is ridiculous they don't even try to fake it.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 23

    Switching from cnn to fox after the debate #awesome. Ty @pokerproductions's boss for the idea.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 23

    Lost my contacts and I think the computer I backed stuff up to is busto #yaylife. If u've texted me in the last few days again resend pls

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 21

    my phone spazzed a bunch. lost all numbers and messages- dunno how long i missed msgs for. so ya text me again if ur looking for me etc.

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 16

    RT @BrokeLivingJRB: Not often I get to party w @RealKidPoker @TomDwan. Diplo crushing @XSlasvegas \n\n#brokebottlepoppin http://t.co/khD1oc73

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 16

    Happy to officially be a part of the new fulltilt. Ahhhh online poker

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 13

    Bar in the movie theater... I'm a fan

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    RT @ColeSouth: haha this article is amazing (cc @PhilGalfond) "World’s Least Fun Person Removing One-of-a-Kind Slide From Apartment" htt ...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    Very wrong. When I was tanking I was legitimately thinking 75% or so of the time n balancing rest. Lots today are 90% hollywood 10% think

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    O and btw I agree that I sorta caused ppl taking so long (woulda happened anyway but maybe few yrs later). But I think lots now approach it

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    Agreed @RealKidPoker, I think something like 5minutes of "timebank" a day, dealer counts to 30-45sec on most decisions, and for whoever is

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    Tanking 1st to act (when no-one's limped or raised) only a 15sec clock

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 06

    RT @RealKidPoker: Poker needs a shotclock of some kind. It's become silly at this point how long each hand takes, often in mundane situa ...

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 03

    Rebought (150k per buyin) on day 1 of highroller and still ended with only 84200. Gonna try to get em tomorrow

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 02

    Just got it in w/ my kk vs 44 on 842... I hit quads

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Oct 02

    Anyone have extra euros in cannes?

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Sep 28

    RT @thehill: Iranian press fooled by The Onion (by @JPecquetTheHill) http://t.co/WZ0L09ee

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    Tom "Durrrr" Dwan 2012 Sep 26

    Pretty on point. Both of them were way off on thinking ftp taking deposits post black friday was acceptable. Rest wasn't too bad imo.